Well, hi. Hi again , or welcome back . Or hi , this is very awkward . How do you introduce yourself when you’ve been missing for a decade? Or even longer. I can’t remember exactly for how long I have been dead and gone. Clearly, I’ve changed throughout my absent years from publicly writing. And apparently, I have returned to the internet. I really wish I had a more impressive explanation for whatever this right here is. Something dramatic, perhaps. Something involving a profound realization on a rainy night, a sudden encounter with mortality, or at the very least a job offer. Unfortunately, the truth is much less cinematic: I missed writing. Which is an embarrassing thing to admit when you have spent a considerable amount of time pretending you are perfectly capable of living without it. For a while, I stopped. Not entirely, of course. Nobody who has ever owned a phone truly stops writing. I wrote messages. I wrote emails. I wrote captions and grocery lists and increasingly passive-agg...